Total Medals Earned: 451 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,370 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/115 points)
Start the game.
Kill a neutrophil with a toxic coat in pandemic mode.
Purchase a toxic coat upgrade in pandemic mode.
Purchase the strongest virus upgrade in pandemic mode.
Kill a lymphocyte with a toxic coat in pandemic mode.
Kill a monocyte with a toxic coat in pandemic mode.
Purchase any speed upgrade in pandemic mode.
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Pop one ball into two and begin the score multiplier!
Score 250,000 points or more.
Score 500,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!